so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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