I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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