i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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