their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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