my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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