U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize