mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wear drunk well.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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