Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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