We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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