absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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