2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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