The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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