you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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