If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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