Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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