you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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