It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
