Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
