please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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