It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
BRING THE BAGELS
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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