He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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