Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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