love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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