My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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