I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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