then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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