Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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