i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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