fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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