That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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