My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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