would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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