she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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