In the future we'll all be gay
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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