look no pants
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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