Don't you send me to vm
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
