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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Your penis caused this!
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