She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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