So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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