We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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