what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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