When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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