im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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