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What does that mean?
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Focus
I hate all girls vehemently.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just high enough for therapy.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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