I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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