Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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