Its about making memories worth repressing
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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