why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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