Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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