What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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