So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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