I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
