Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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