Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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